Dear Crypto Gods: Why Do You Hate My Trades So Much?

“Why the FUCK does the crypto market play me like a fiddle no matter how much TA I throw at it? I study charts like the goddamn Matrix—RSI, MACD, Fibonacci, Wyckoff, you name it—only for the price to do the exact opposite of what my ‘analysis’ predicts. Long? Instant fucking dump. Short? Violent pump straight to liquidation. Is there a hidden whale out there with a personal vendetta against me, or does the market just get a sick thrill from burning my trades to the ground?”